Are you kidding GUTS winner?

I love cable television. There I said it. It's relaxing to watch, I love my DVR, and as soon as they come out with the next cool thing to do with t.v. I'll probably buy and love that too. I will sacrifice an hour or two of sleep to watch my favorite show. Some may disagree with this practice but finding out from someone what happened on your favorite program is probably one of the worst things you can hear from someone (except when on a road trip the person sitting shot gun tells you not to stop anymore. You don't have to ask why because when you look over you see that his crotch, along with your seat, is soaking wet. That's probably worse) And this wasn't a gradual thing either. I grew up loving t.v., and one of my favorite shows to watch was GUTS (do you have them? And I shouldn't have to explain to you the premise of the show. You should know.) Watching the three kids compete at the various events I always told myself that I could do it better; that if I was on the show there was no doubt in my mind that I would take home the piece of the Agro Crag and all of the glory that came along with it. But for some reason or another I never made it to the Guts Arena at Nickelodeon Studios, so I never got the chance. But from 1992 to 1995 there had to be hundreds of winners of the glorious rock. But where are they? Are you kidding GUTS winner? How selfish are you? You hold one of the greatest trophies that could be obtained by a young teen in the early 1990's and yet all of you remain in hiding. I don't want you to sell the piece of Crag (Because I know you won't. Ebay and Craig's List have repeatedly told me so.) I just want to see it in person, maybe take a picture with it. But none of you offer any of us non-GUTS winners the chance. Let's go to Moe for the official results. "Thanks Mike, coming in First place is John "the Douche" Doe in Red for 900 points." I also find it kind of funny that all of you ended up alright in life. Not one first place GUTS winner was driven to sell their piece of the Crag for sex or drugs? What are the chances? Looks like all those statistics they told me in high school health class were bullshit. So if any of of you GUTS winner Agro Crag owners happen to read this, is it too much to ask of you to spill your GUTS?