Are you kidding person who takes forever to order Pinkberry?

There are a lot of important decisions that are made throughout life. Who to marry? What career path to take? Whether or not to tell the stranger sitting next to you on the 6 hour flight that it was you who farted and stunk up the cabin? But regardless of the decision, one that is not life altering is what your Pinkberry (popular frozen yogurt place in Manhattan) order will consist of. Yes the frozen yogurt is good. But whether you get the Captain Crunch or Fruity Pebbles hardly stands up to which hospital to go to for residency? Yet without fail, every time I go there is always someone with their nose pressed to the glass deciding which toppings to get. Are you kidding person who takes forever to order Pinkberry? It's like you're Brad and Angelina deciding what the race of your next adopted child is going to be. It's frozen yogurt and chances are it's going to taste good regardless of what you put on it. You ignore the fact that it's people like you that cause the line to be out the door. You ignore the fact that it's people like you who make standing in that line take 20 minutes. If you're this bad at Pinkberry I'd hate to see you at Baskin and Robin's. Imagine 31 flavors. You'd still be there, even as I type this. Pinkberry even has a card that outlines the toppings and flavors, created for people like you. Yet you ignore the card, acting like you're better than it. You're the type of person who didn't use the 30 lives cheat in Contra. (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start.) Well, I hope alien forces come and attack you in the jungle. And as they probe and torture you, you'll call out to me for help. Because you know I have defeated those same aliens multiple times. But I won't help you. No. I will turn a blind eye and laugh, because you should have decided on the medium original with Captain Crunch, Strawberries, and Chocolate Chips long before you ever stepped up to the counter.