Are you kidding 6 train on the weekend?

When is waiting good? Never. Waiting for test results. Waiting in line. Waiting for the writer's strike to end. (Yeah. I'm still a little bitter about that). In fact is there a situation where waiting is fun? Tell me one for a dollar. (Send responses to fatchanceinhellyouwilleverseethatdollar@gullible .com) But in most places, when the waiting subsides the reward makes the waiting well worth it. Most places. Not New York City. Because when I am waiting for the local green line subway on Saturday or Sunday I am not greeted with relief. I am greeted with a subway car packed so full of people it's truly a miracle every time I leave the train without contracting an STD. Are you kidding 6 train on the weekend? During the week most people are working during the day and I wait no more than 10 minutes for you to stop at my station. But on the weekends, when most of New York is not working you decide to run less frequently. What's wrong with you? That would be like Trojan slowing down production around Valentine's Day, the exact opposite of supply and demand, not to mention unsafe. And once you finally do reach the stop, your doors open and shut so quickly that by the time the masses of people exit I almost have to dive through them just to make it on board. And why is it 6 train, that no matter where I stand on the platform, you always pull up so that the car I go in puts me smashed against someone who is either fat or smells like old cheese sitting in the sun too long on a hot July day? You've done so much bad things 6 train. And you know what I learned? That even though she celebrated you in her debut album, that Jennifer Lopez is full of shit.